Har! Har! Har! That was great.It is about time you young and poor scamps learn how the world works!!! Har! Har! Har! The wisdom of age and the power of wealth are hard to beat! Har! Har! Har! Nothing is more fun than outgunning the young and poor scamps, making off with their desired milsurps from under their noses and enticing the beautiful, sweet, young things on their arms with a thick money clip full of $100 bills at the gun shows and clubs! Har! Har! Har!
I sure enjoy sweeping back my thick, flowing mane of silvery gray hair, as I flash the thick gold chains and platnium jewelry around my neck, showing the young ladies the diamond pendant nestled in my gray chest hairs around the open buttons of my new $500 silver gray leisure suit, while winking and leering at those sweet, young and poor lovelys, smiling and tellin' 'em they should drop the young "poor boys" and go around with a real man, an older gentleman with money, a silver fox of a man in his late 60's with a new Lincoln, Porche or Mercede's! Har! Har! Har! The sweet, young things sure do like the money I can spend on them once I steal them away, and are they ever impressed as I outbid and outbuy and outspend their young and poor boy friends! Har! Har! Har! I just love getting both the Swiss rilfes as well as the young pretty girls! Har! Har! Har! Sure do like swilling down the champaign too while wrapping my old and monied arms around those young sweet honeys! Once they've had champaign cocktails they won't settle for beer anymore! Har! Har! Har!
You young and poor scamps, work hard, and in 50 years or so, you too can be an old, rich silver fox collector able to afford viagra, cialis, beautiful Swiss rifles and pretty young women! Har! Har! Har! I been poor and I been rich, ...an believe me rich is better! Har! Har! Har! Remember, he who dies with the most toys, girlfriends and filled up charge cards...WINS!!! Eat your hearts out...you young whippersnappers! Har! Har! Har!
Opps! Oh, oh! The Spouse just looked over my shoulder and caught me fanatasizing here on the computer and am I getting an evil glare!!! Just kidding guys! Really, just kidding!!! LOL! Good luck finding your Swiss treasures and don't worry as money and wisdom do not necessarily come with age! The Spouse controls all the wealth in our happy family, enforces the lack of girlfriends and keeps me in a Ford instead of a Porche or Lincoln! Happiness is a good and nice Spouse who gives you a generous but limited monthly allowance for your collection!!! I love you honey! Yes dear, I'll be good! Yes dear, I'll remember where the butter for the bread comes from! Thank you, dear! I love you sweetheart! LOL!