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Two recent news bulletins conclusively point to Vic returning home from cultural foraging with local maidens in cheeseland:

"Toiletpaper Thief Strikes"
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0929tpthief-ON.html

"Michigan Manhole Blows it's Top"
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0928manhole28-ODD.html

No need to actually go to these links, since the stories have been altered to protect Vic's real mission. The actual truth is contained in these Article Summaries:

Anticipating the need for toiletpaper after an all-night Norwegian cheese and lutefisk binge, Vic commandeers the local Charmin delivery truck.

Immediately after arrival home and violently expelling the digested contents of his wayward adventures, the city sanitary system sustains massive intestinal gas ignition...
 

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Vic might just make you his little girlie man after this.
 

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Vic will probably rent him out.
 

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And so it has been done.....:cool:
 

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I never thought it would come to this. I dearly wished to avoid revealing Vic's true mission, however recent communications events have forced my hand.

THIS is Vic's reason for the clandestine maneouvers which ended in the escape by Charmin Wagen: His very own Blind Date Wisconsin Cheesemaiden.

Legend has it they're passionate in a rough way.
 

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ooohhhh a cheesemaiden-now we are talkin! :D
 
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