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Merry Christmas, all. Wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas and a safe and happy new year!!


(I made this up last year, and thought you all would enjoy it again this year!!)

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem Gunboards Style

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the collection
No rust was forming, all the rifles were oiled for their protection.
The Yugos were hung by the chimney with care,
So that pesky cosmo would drip off and not cause despair.

The Little Mil-Surp collectors were all snug in their beds,
Visions of all matching Vet bring backs, dancing in their heads.
All the safes were locked up tight,
Mamma thinks me and my Gunboard buddies are just not right.

When out on the drive there arose such a clatter,
It was the sound of empty brass on concrete, what was the matter.
Was it the A.T.F. Had they come for me,
I peeked out the door to take a look see.

But it was Santa dressed in Marine digital cammo,
His strong arms carrying cases overflowing with ammo.
On new leather slings all slung on his back,
Many new rifles, FN-49’s, Sweed Mausers and a Fin, all fresh from the rack.

He set the rifles on the hearth, and laid out the ammo,
He turned and said, don’t worry it’s all factory there will be no Kablammo.
I asked him with a smile, is all this for me?
He said yes, according to Dutchman you’re the lucky JIMMY C.

He gave a hearty laugh and was out the door like a bullet,
His hair was styled like Vic and Tuco’s in a mullet.
He jumped into his sleigh all shiny and red,
It had four 50 cal’s, all belt fed.

Out front of the sleigh were eight big reindeer bucks,
He said, if we don’t hurry well be late and out of luck.
These were big angry beasts and not very tame,
He whistled and shouted and called them by name.

“Now Mauser! now, Mosin! now, Snyder and Sten!
On, Steyr! On, Stoner! On Enfield and Bren!
Were off to Gunhoard’s house with quite a big haul,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

Santa grabbed the reigns and gave them a shake,
He said lets go, we’ve got time up to make.
As he flew away he gave a clearing burst from his guns,
The brass fell like shining rays, from the sun.
I was happy to meet the man, who brings a kid a new gun,
Some of us remember those good times and all the fun.
As he made a last pass by I heard him say,
Merry Christmas to all, and Smile new collectors your C&R is on the way

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At least I did not butt stroke somebody in that version.

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Very cool!!!!!!!
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