He is just going to have to settle for a used Ural with a faux Finn finish and Gunboards unit banner. Tuco riding in a tank...funnier than the Dukakis photo op of the past.http://www.digitaljournalist.org/issue0309/lm10.html Now if someone had the skills to replace Mike with Tuco wearing his Finn pimpster hat..we could have poster material.
I do love his choice of headgear. My personal favorite is the English style pub hat worn backwords ala hollywood style. He loves that look and I've told him a hundred times if not once that it makes him look way to much like Uncle Fester for my comfort.