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Ahmadinejad: Bush can speak at any Iranian university


What Bush should do is accept the invite, and steal a page from the script of "300": Shaved head, eyeliner, piercings, beads, bracelets, jeweled loincloth and sandals. Travel to the podium borne on an elaborate platform carried by Mexican illegal aliens, with ret_Marine and other members of the 29% True Believers Brigade forming human stairs with their backs so he can climb down. Modify the PA system to lower the pitch of his voice to a menacing sub-James Earl Jones baritone. And for good measure Bush could give Khamenei (the real power in Iran) a shoulder rub from behind while he proclaims himself "a generous god". :D
 
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