[Galaxieman]

Yesterday a guy told me I should get a synthetic stock for it since the wood ones were, as he put it, worthless.

Ask him if he preffers sex with a synthetic p***y or the real thing!
Sure it mught look perfect and smell better but otherwise it's worthless!

 

[Galaxieman]

Ted, love the shoe. Is that a size 10?

 

[Galaxieman]

If some one were coming at me with a flamethrower I'd rather be armed with a fire hose!