Joined
·
60,604 Posts
If you live next to a anti gunner....
1 - 20 of 20 Posts
Joined
·
14,769 Posts
No doubt his next door neighbor also voted for the obamination.
Joined
·
14,769 Posts
Of course you have also told the thieves that breaking into your house would be hazardous to their health. Best go to the neighbor where the pickings are easier.
Joined
·
105,358 Posts
That would tell me where to go to get some guns.
Joined
·
105,358 Posts
They are not home all of the time.
Joined
·
3,354 Posts
Burglars will now show up in the middle of the afternoon while everyone is at work. They'll pull up in a non-descript white panel van, knock on the guy's door, then when no one answers, they'll kick the door down and Mr. Homeowner can kiss those guns goodbye.....That's the scam that's been pulled around here a few times and each time the bad guys got away with alot of stuff, not just guns. Why advertise though?
My next door neighbor does not own any guns .
If a gun was needed they would come to my house
to bum or borrow a gun just as they often do
when they need toilet paper , beer , food , rides to the
store for beer and cigarets and / or most anything else
it takes to live in todays world .
FIVESHOT
If a gun was needed they would come to my house
to bum or borrow a gun just as they often do
when they need toilet paper , beer , food , rides to the
store for beer and cigarets and / or most anything else
it takes to live in todays world .
FIVESHOT
Joined
·
14,769 Posts
That's why there are gun safes and burglar alarms.
Joined
·
4,066 Posts
Only anti-gunner in my neighborhood lives across the street (she sings the praises of the Brady Bunch and thinks that Bloomberg is an angel sent from heaven to culture all of us dangerous gun owners), and I periodically just stir the pot with her by cleaning guns in the front yard while she's out doing yardwork.
Always brings on either: A. a speech about how I'm Satan incarnate (which... frankly... probably has more to do with the time I gave her ex-lax brownies than anything), or B. a frantic 911 call to the local police department about how there's a dangerous criminal psychopath who owns and *gasp* cleans guns living across the street from her.
Last time she stormed over, as soon as she started her rant, I stood up, told her I had someone for her to meet, turned around, bent over, and dropped my pants... which led to a long and absolutely hilarious scream of abject horror from her, and a slightly shorter but significantly MORE hilarious review of the 911 transcript with the cop that showed up trying not to choke from laughing.
Have I mentioned I might be a spectacularly evil person when it all comes down to it? Because that might be an important point to make...
Always brings on either: A. a speech about how I'm Satan incarnate (which... frankly... probably has more to do with the time I gave her ex-lax brownies than anything), or B. a frantic 911 call to the local police department about how there's a dangerous criminal psychopath who owns and *gasp* cleans guns living across the street from her.
Last time she stormed over, as soon as she started her rant, I stood up, told her I had someone for her to meet, turned around, bent over, and dropped my pants... which led to a long and absolutely hilarious scream of abject horror from her, and a slightly shorter but significantly MORE hilarious review of the 911 transcript with the cop that showed up trying not to choke from laughing.
Have I mentioned I might be a spectacularly evil person when it all comes down to it? Because that might be an important point to make...
Joined
·
113 Posts
Can't help but love that even if its an attention getter I wouldn't use! In rural upstate NY, most of the households have at least one weapon if not many, robbing a house around here is like playing Russian roullette! We don't have many random thefts or burglaries here, just isn't a smart Idea! Better off heading into Syracuse Utica if your feeling felonious where lead poisoning takes years not seconds to kill you!
Joined
·
581 Posts
I shoot out in back of my home. Whenever I do, I first ask my neighbors if they would like to join me and fire a few rounds from my old military guns. I have managed to win them over and a couple have developed their own interest in these old guns. I even invite them to go to gun shows with me (nobody has gone yet, but I still invite them). I have known these neighbors for many years and we watch each others homes when away or at work. I never shoot without telling the neighbors first. One of the neighbors was anti gun but became intrigued by actually shooting one. Started with a .22 so as not to scare the bejesis out of her with my M38 Mosin.
B
B
Joined
·
55,859 Posts
i have sold may a gun to x- ant gun people.....first time buyers....
after a very close problem or someone close gets thumped.......
its a good time to approach them about a house gun!
a sign like that lets everyone know: the chambers are loaded but his eggs are scrambled.....
maybe not all on the plate?
after a very close problem or someone close gets thumped.......
its a good time to approach them about a house gun!
a sign like that lets everyone know: the chambers are loaded but his eggs are scrambled.....
maybe not all on the plate?
Joined
·
113 Posts
I used to have a sign on my bachelor pad that said, Trespassers will be Violated...
Joined
·
113 Posts
Yup, that would have done it for sure! So far, things are pretty peaceful round here.
1 - 20 of 20 Posts
