ha ha haAnd so, following the farmer's "Who's the wise guy" remark... Quick thinking as...
"OK guys! Obviously, we got a 'situation' here! And time to "deescalate"! So how about... I'll be out of here 'chop-chop'!" No more confrontation! My promise, just to "stuff it" and "table" any objections!
Offering up here my own "corny side-dish" recipe! And... A very happy Turkey Day to all, with best wishes to "go stuff yourself!" Without reservation!