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Evil Women
by L. Neil Smith
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I don't know if you watched this year's Emmy Awards or not. I'm not even sure why I did—nothing else on, I guess. But one thing happened during that otherwise underwhelming event that was worth a comment.

You may remember Sally Field. Like a lot of celebrities of my generation (I'm six months older than she is, she's travelled the long road from cutesy little ingenue (Gidget, The Flying Nun) to television spokesperson for products like Depends, or in her case, Boniva. Along the way, she's turned in some pretty impressive acting and earned herself two Oscars, three Emmys, and a couple of Golden Globes.

This was the night of her third Emmy, and she bravely attempted to exploit the occasion by tearfully denouncing the current geopolitical mess the Bush Administration has put us all in. The role for which she won, I gather, is that of a mother, and what she tried to say was, "If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no goddamned wars in the first place!"

Here in the land of the free and the home of the brave, the show's producers cut her off before she finished saying "god". Folks in other countries, not blessed by the First Amendment, got to hear what she said.

I knew what she said, however, and I've been contemplating her words, ever since. I don't think I'd like Sally Field very much, up close, and I know she wouldn't like me. She's the very personification of the term "bedwetting liberal", and I'm ... not. But we'd agree about this War on Everything and Everybody the Boot On Your Neck party is waging with our money and our children's blood, and we'd both want it stopped.

She's dead wrong, though, about the mothers.

The first mother who came to my mind after hearing what Sally said was Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. More of a mother than most, with five children and six grandchildren, and only two heartbeats away from the Presidency, this is the most powerful female in the history of the United States, or arguably, of the world, given that Hatshepsut, Elizabeth Tudor, and Evita Peron had no access to nuclear weapons.

Like flicking a light switch, Pelosi could turn off the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and prevent another war in Iran tomorrow. If she wanted to. She could assure the impeachments of Dick Cheney and George Bush for their many high crimes and misdemeanors the day after that. If she wanted to. She holds the purse strings and has the political clout.

Yet for some reason, Pelosi refrains, and—to my way of measuring these things, anyway—that makes this her war, just as it makes her an accessory to the despicable criminals who launched it with a lie and continue it with brute force, police state strategems, and open threats.

Sorry, Sally.

Hillary Clinton, the woman many people believe will surpass Pelosi, powerwise, is also a mother, of one daughter. Smart money—i.e., the pundits who failed to predict the fall of the Berlin Wall, the collapse of the Soviet Union, or the attack on the World Trade Center—says Republicans want Hillary to inherit their war and be discredited by it. But the truth is, every war the United States fought in the 20th century was a war started by Democrats, and I don't think they ever saw a war they didn't want to jump into with both (of your) feet.

Hillary has waffled lots on the issue, but the bottom line is, she won't call for an end to Bush's wars, either, which makes them her wars, too.

Wrong again, Sally.

It's hard to decide on a proper order, but the next warmongering mother on my list (certainly the one with the most kills so far) has to be Waco Willie Clinton's Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright. It's also hard to believe—especially given that this Jewish-born mother of three daughters narrowly escaped Hitler's Czechoslovakian minions when her parents converted to Catholicism—but she became the highest public offical in America ever to openly endorse genocide, when she told 60 Minutes that the deaths of half a million Iraqi children, caused by Clinton's blocade of food and medicine, was "worth it".

Sally, you can't know how much I hate to keep doing this to you.

I'd meant to focus on warlike American mothers, but I can't help mentioning Margaret Thatcher in passing. Mother of twins and the first female Prime Minister in British history, she was known as the "Iron Lady". In 1982 she bossed the first real sit-down war her country had fought (admittedly they'd had more than a few armed dust-ups in the interim) since 1953, over a pile of rocks thousands of miles from home.

Oh, Sally, what's happening here?

I can't remember whether it was Robert Ardrey or Desmond Morris who observed that, unlike men, who've evolved complex patterns of threat display, rules of war, and other behaviors to avoid a fight unless it's absolutely necessary, women have none of these things. Most of the time, they're not called upon to fight, but when they are, because they're smaller and weaker than any likely aggressor, and because they're the absolute last line of defense for their homes and babies, they are natural berserkers who won't fight fair or pull their punches.

Robert Heinlein famously said that the moral range of women is broader than the moral range of men, that the best among them are better than the best men, and the worst among them are worse. Women often display the tenacity of a little cat fighting a great big dog. They don't know or acknowledge any limit until the enemy is dead or they are. That's commendable in everyday life. I have been careful to marry just such a female, and we have made sure our daughter is the same.

But there are those—and yes, say what you will or flounce off in a snit, I am among them—who believe that those traits disqualify women for certain occupations in which rituals to avoid violence and customs to limit it are everything. Police work comes immediately to mind. I have never seen a policewoman I thought was fit for the job, and I came close to being shot by one, once, over the height of my lawn.

On the other hand, it's fair to ask, is there any man who's fit for telling other people what to do with their lives, liberty and property, for beating them up and killing them, or threatening to do so?

But, as usual, I have digressed. The real question—as raised by Sally Field last Emmy night—is, are women any better fit to lead this sad world than men have proven to be? The answer is, absolutely not. One of my correspondents observed that, if women ran the world, it would have been reduced to thermonuclear vapor a long, long time ago.

Think about Hillary Clinton and then dare to disagree.

Political women don't have to be world leaders to prove that they can be at least as evil as men in politics are. I started this essay when I heard about Oregon state senator Ginny Burdick, who has decided to push a law there to disarm gun-toting public school teachers who are worried about their ex-husbands showing up to violate restraining orders.

What kind of low, slimy, crawling gutterscum do you have to be to conceive a law like that, which so clearly identifies you as somebody who would rather see a woman raped in an alley (or a school hallway) and strangled with her own pantyhose, than see her with a gun in her hand?

The same kind of low, slimy, crawling gutterscum as Congresswom Carolyn McCarthy, who transmuted the racist murder of an ex-husband on the Long Island Railway into a political bonanza and now wants to bring back the sunsetted Clinton-Dole Ugly Gun and Adequate Magazine Ban.

The same kind of low, slimy, crawling gutterscum as Sarah Brady, the tragic and stupid crippling of whose husband by a crazed young Presidential assassin, turned out to be a political and financial windfall.

California Senator Diane Feinstein is a mother who should be added to the low, slimy, crawling gutterscum list, as is Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette. Both of these creatures are perfectly happy to strip their fellow females of their right and means to self-defense, while they themselves are surrounded by heavily-armed thugs.

What does any of this have to do with warmongering?

Two things: these toxic females are waging an anti-constitutional, illegal war against their fellow Americans, especially women. And they are bringing each of us, step-by-step, closer every day to a civil war.




I'd say that qualifies them.






Four-time Prometheus Award-winner L. Neil Smith has been called one of the world's foremost authorities on the ethics of self-defense. He is the author of 25 books, including The American Zone, Forge of the Elders, Pallas, The Probability Broach, Hope (with Aaron Zelman), and his collected articles and speeches, Lever Action, all of which may be purchased through his website "The Webley Page" at www.lneilsmith.org.
 

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the whole problem with the hollywoods is they think they become gods and know what's best for the rest of the world..... even though their track records disagree. it really turns me off when they turn political, we just pay to watch them act, not give speeches. same in the music industry..... dixiechicks and jimmy buffet come to mind, good music but the speeches ruin it. now barbara streisand, you'd really just eexpect it from that dumn bit-h.
 

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Anyone doing a commercial that seriously wants me to believe that a once-a-month pill is superior, because her friend is inconvenienced by having to take time out of her busy schedule to take a once-a-week pill, doesn't amount to much in my book.
 

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MESSAGE TO HOLLYWOOD:

Show us your **** and keep your mouth shut!
 

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Actually, if they would just keep their mouth shut and do some acting. I know, I know, both are impossible.
 

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Neil, please go back to writing Science Fiction - PLEASE!

I haven't found women to be any less or more "sensible" than men - the different biological and social conditioning have their pluses and minuses, as does the lack of testosterone and monthly hormone surges.

And they're citizens, so if they want to run for public office and aren't any more qualified than Teddy Kennedy they still have a right to do so, and will get elected if their constituents are as clueless as, say, Dennis Kucinich.
 

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War is the natural state of man. Peace is foreign and effete to man. To prepare for war is both prudent and manly. Whenever i hear some decadent twit toast world peace i reach for my revolver. Say what you will ( Losertarians ) your desire(s) regarding this war will result in a stab in the back to our troops and you and your erstwhile leftist fellow-travellers will both be shown to be traitors and on the wrong side of history. If there must be war then let us be the masters of it and the vanquishers of our enemy. Engage, struggle, prevail. Anti-war is anti-man and anti-American.
 

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I don't think we are ready or ever will be ready for a woman president. Hillary strikes me as really bad news and really power hungry to the point that it would be very harmful to this country.
 

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Neil, please go back to writing Science Fiction - PLEASE!
I really have some doubts that your suggestion will be taken up (pity, that, maybe; or maybe not). Neil's last book, THE AMERICAN FRONT, apparently didn't sell that well (and i suspect that neither did FORGE OF THE ELDERS, before it). I have a letter from Neil, somewhere, that mentions he was told (by his agent? Tom Doherty at TOR? dunno, he didn't say) that if AMERICAN FRONT didn't sell well, he was dead meat as far as his fiction career was concerned. Well, having read AMERICAN FRONT, it wasn't that good and unless he buckles down and starts concentrating on story instead of preaching a message - he doesn't deserve a continued career as an sf writer. JMO.
 

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It sounded good until he talked about queen nancy inpeaching the president and vice president for crimes. That's a trainload of bullshit. And I don't have to get any awards or write books to figure that out.
 
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