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I'll take a freebie.

 

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Twice to hit 100!

 

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Ted, That is a Illegal use of edit button, 50 yard penalty!

John, I believe you mean 50 POST penalty!


And let's take a #1 draft choice if he makes the playoffs.

 

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No! (Just what IS not right with you, 7.62?)
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[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff

 

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This thread has turned into a bad joke.....I'm getting ticked-hoff !

I think it started off as a bad joke foisted on 7.62 by one of his friends in "high-hoff" places. Be as "honked-hoff" as you wish and enjoy the constant bumping and cheap post counts while it lasts.

Only Vic or Tuco can make this end; Tuco is off to Finland and by his posts above, has essentially given the OK to keep this up and Vic..well let's just say he may be in "high-hoff" places.

 

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One could also be "hacked-hoff" about this thread, I suppose.

 

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You guys better knock it-hoff before Vic gets home

Well, boys, we better "hoff-to-it" before Vic gets home and "hoffs-the-roof" over this little game. If I have anymore Schlitz Ice tonight, I might "hoff-up" my dinner, although just looking at the Hoff could do that on its own.

Hoff-Ho, Hoff-Ho, it's off to drink I go!

 

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I heard he was a real Jerk Hoff!

In SW PA, we would call that a "jag-hoff"

 

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Well gents it's getting late so I better be signing hoff for now.

Will you require a "wake-hoff" call in the AM, so you can BBT?

 

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Can you tell I am bored hoff my a$$ this rainy night?

 

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Could someone please move this to the minefield where it belongs?

Well, Tuco is hoff to Finland and Vic is just hoff his rocker, so I don't think that will be happening soon.

 

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Who started this, anyway ?


regards....(Hoff to see the wizard) roger

Just look at the initial post for the answer. Now I am Hoff to visit the local Hoff Brau Haus for a couple cold ones! It's Hoff-tober Fest, don't 'ya know!

 

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A little HOFF topic, but I guess it happens HOFFten enough. Here's a HOFFul thought...put one of those pencil-thin porn 'staches on Hasslehoff and he is the spitting image of Ron Jeremy in the 70's. One more thing before I go for cHOFFee...any Wiliam Shatner fans in the house? ....hollaback!

I almost Shat my pants over this.

 

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Shy, How Hofften is it that you have Shat in your pants?

Hoffen't since I was a baby!

 

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I shat ner the camp fire and burned my a$$ Hofful bad.

Hoff course you did. That's what you get for Shatting near the campfire.

 

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Well, I guess every one has had Hoff-nuff of this game!

Best thing, per GB rules, there were no Hoff Color jokes.

 

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Hell Hoff no fury like a Ted scorned!

Spetznatz:
My scorne was never to the Ted,
but rather to the Hoffing thread.

That Hoff could do so much I dread.
If so this board could be so dead.

The valley to which we all can sink
as low as Hoff, I will not to drink.

As I go Hoffing into the night,
I wish you all a good Hoff-kicking fight.

 

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This is ridiculous....

Of course it is; Hoff you no sense of humor?

 

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Its official. Ted has gone off the deep end! We have to ban together and help out our sick brother. So how long have you had fever Ted? Sweating with cold chills too I beat. Go directly to the nearest hospital as soon as possible. They may be able to help you.

You are obviously not afflicted..were you, your response would have been Hoffed up as below...

Ted has gone Hoff the deep end! We hoff to ban together and help out our sick brother. So hoff long have you had fever, Ted? Sweating with cpld chills too hoff to beat. Go directly to the nearest hoffsiptal as soon as hoffable. They may be able to hoff you.

 

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We all hoff to be going crazy to keeping responding to his hofful thread, Hoffn't we?

I hoffen't been to the range lately to fire hoff any ammo, thus, and perhaps, my hoffliction with this thread.