This T-Shirt Is Ready To Explode!
Been there done that, sorta.Funny, maybe; maybe not. If you can afford the time to find out and have the inclination, hey, it's still(arguably) a free country; go ahead and beard that TSA lion in his den.
No, I'm not making light of Freedom of Speech; go ahead, son, you do it--I've already done time in that particular barrel. I won't rat you out, I just don't heal so fast any more.